A Robbery of Intellect

by Moot Booxlé

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1.
Faster than a speeding bullet and louder than a gun stuck like a hair trigger nothing's getting done if you think that you're going nowhere nowhere's where you're at and if you really can't do that and if you really can't deal with that go home go home go home go home dumber than a box of rocks thrown from the second floor sweeter than a box of chocolates that you bought at some expensive store take em back I don't want em I can't eat sweets anyway take em back I don't need them gimme my money anyway older than the oldest ocean deeper than the deepest sea smaller than the smallest tributary of a river next to me take it back I don't want it I'm on dry land don't you understand take it back I don't need it I drink my water from a can it comes from a can oh can I have your attention please there's been a robbery can I have your attention please there's been a robbery a robbery of intellect a robbery of intellect and I don't know who this is for who this is for but you'll get yours
2.
02:49
remember that time when you were five you thought you wouldn't make it out alive remember that time when you were six fell downstairs in a pile of sticks you were always falling down cause you weren't fast on your feet other kids liked to come up to you and push you down in the street well I know how long it's going to be before you make them see what they did to you and how long it's gonna take till you do something back I said revenge revenge is coming soon you're gonna send them packages with instructions on how to go to the moon gonna mail them all to the moon with enough MRE's to last them a week you're gonna mail them all to the moon with enough MRE's to last them a week what they gonna do after that? who cares?
3.
well listen here all you little kids I don't wanna hear none of your lip you know it ain't gonna do any good I got my mind on what I think you should Dooooooooooo and not do I got the whole thing planned out in my head one's gonna be a lawyer the other gonna pre-med you're gonna make X thousand dollars a year and you're gonna marry women cause I don't want no queer y'hear? y'hear? y'hear... gonna have two and a half children one's gonna have a dog the other is kinda like a cat person so he's gonna have a cat that looks like a dog treat it like a dog and feed it dog food that's what you ought to do that's what you ought to do that's what you ought to do that's what you ought to do I can see the whole thing in my mind I can see the whole thing in my mind I can see the whole thing in my mind I can see the whole thing going sour..... I can see the whole thing going south for the winter like a bunch of birds....
4.
03:51
do you realise how serious this is? this is a life or death matter and I'm gonna take it serious everything I say's gonna make a whole lotta sense so you better be taking notes my friend well first of all there's gonna be a great big sale at Costco's but you're not supposed to go cause when you check out they're going to give you a stamp on your hand and you're not gonna be able to wash it off for a week that stamp is gonna say I'm a sucker cause I fell for the sale of Gravity that's right folks Gravity's free with the purchase of a basketball gravity's free with your purchase of a TV try to put that thing up on your shelf it's gonna fall and if you didn't get the extended warranty you're out of luck so good luck with you wish I hadn't told you it would've been funny to see how many people got mad and tried to sue but they got it all locked up in litigation they know what they're doing screwing mom & pop America with the Walmarts and the Costcos and the Sams Clubs they're making all their money off of us the Federal Government could learn a thing or two from watching them in action all the things they do they make us give them our money we just give em give em give em our money all day long. I'm sorry bout that lamp I broke that time when I was running in the hall I'm sorry bout that lamp I broke that time when I was playing basketball in the house I'm sorry bout that time that I spilled iodine on the carpet mercurochrome I had a big cut on my knee and it hurt real bad and I thought that would make it better but I was wrong I guess when all it did was make this big ugly pink place in the carpet
5.
02:24
it's not the end of the world that I wanna go to bed I'll be back tomorrow please don't freak out and think I'm mad I have to do this once in awhile to recharge my batteries oh you robots don't have to worry you can go as long as you please but I'm not one of you and I'll never be I require rest and nutrition and rest and relaxation leisure time hobbies my hobbies are racing jaguars while kitties and doggies look on from their kennels they eat Fancy Feast and Beggin Strips only the best for my feline - canine spectators I want them to feel comfortable so I always do this indoors in my neighbour's living room my neighbour's never home and my neighbour hates my guts anyway I sneak in through the back window that I figured out how to open there's something wrong with the mechanism you just lift it right up when I have to bring equipment in I slip through the back lanai made a slit in the screen and move on in I'm hoping there's no burglars I'm hoping there's no burglars no burglars in a 50 mile radius of me in a 50 mile radius of me go away go back to burgle-land and burgle yourself to death.

about

Take a little trip through the brain of Moot Booxlé...

This EP was created in one sitting on April 10, 2011. Nothing was written down whatsoever - every word and note was completely improvised on the spot. I went back after the fact and punched in a few flubbed lines, fixed some bad notes, and overdubbed other instruments/voices, but for the most part the performance you hear is exactly as it went down.

I didn't set out to make an 80's-sounding project...but that's exactly what happened.

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released April 13, 2011

All music and songs by Moot Booxlé 2011.
Arranged, recorded, performed, mixed and mastered by Moot Booxlé at Moot Booxlé Studios.

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