This was an attempt to make the worst 80's Hair Metal song possible. It was recorded and mixed entirely in GarageBand using the built-in sound card of a MacBook Pro.
lyrics
Been riding around looking for action
Something I can get myself into
Seems like I'm always getting in trouble
That's when I ran smack into you
CHORUS:
You're my little
China Salad
Even though you ain't no beauty queen
You're my little
China Salad
You're so nice but you look so mean
Raining all night but I got my umbrella
You know I'll hold it up for you
I'll go to your job and hang out in the lobby
There's nothing else that I wanna do
CHORUS
BLISTERING GUITAR SOLO
CHORUS AGAIN
China Salad yeah
China Salad yeah
China Salad yeah
China Salad yeah
Tuna salad alright
credits
from The Saga of Bill Foguerbocke,
released July 16, 2007
Written, produced, performed, and recorded by Moot Booxlé and King Midas.
Instruments used:
Yamaha BB450 bass
DeArmond S73 guitar (direct)
GarageBand drums played on Macbook keyboard
Bad 80's Rock Voice: Moot Booxlé
This was not what I expected! I thought this was a pop group (first time hearing this band) but I had to eat my hat because my assumption was so wrong. If you are a fan if complex piano layers, check this out! Also, the bassist and drummer are insane in here. I choked hearing one of the riffs it was that good! nvan92
He gives a fuck (about playing excellent music and caring for his friends) and doesn't give a fuck (about anything else). That is why he's tight. Can we use dirty words here? grillonbleu
My spirits are immediately lifted when I hear the first track in this album. "Funky Duck" is one of few songs that slaps without a drum kit. The rest of the album is a cozy cushion of zen; funky, upbeat, low-volume. This was my chicken soup when I got COVID at the beginning of the year. t0cktock